TODAY IS THE DAY TODAY IS THE DAY
IT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN ONE CENTURY SINCE THE ASSASSINATION OF FRANZ FERDINAND HIS WIFE SOPHIE AND THEIR UNBORN CHILD IN SARAJEVO IN 1914 AT THE HANDS OF GAVRILO PRINCIP/THE BLACK HAND ULTIMATELY TRIGGERING WORLD WAR ONE
LET’S TAKE A PROFOUND MOMENT OF SILENCE TO THINK ABOUT WHAT A LANDMARK TODAY IS
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*